Oh No She Didn't!

Apparently Jessica Friggin' Simpson has stolen the riff from Madonna's 'Holiday' for her new single, 'A Public Affair'.

Hear the song (and 'Holiday') back to back HERE!!!
How can she possibly deny she stole it? She claims that she is 'thrilled' by the comparison. Um, it's not a comparison, it's theft!

I can't believe this bitch. It's one thing to screw over your sister (and her awful nosejob), your ex-husband or even your fans, but screwing with Madonna can only lead to bad things.

Although I gather if she screwed her father over, he might dump her in a river.
Come on, you know it's true. Papa Joe is a scary man!

In related news, Madonna starts her week-long invasion of MSG tonight. Be there or be square... err, have enough $$ for rent.