To Answer Your Inquiries... #4

I know it's been a while since we've done one of these on the site... but you guys have been searching for some funny/random stuff this week! It's time to help you fulfill your desires and answer your deepest darkest and weirdest questions.

Q: is everyone in scissor sisters gay?
A: To my knowledge, no. I'm pretty sure all the boys are but NOT Ana. In fact, just as recently as this weekend at Siren Fest she was ranting about how she loves it when moustache-sporting guys pleasure her.. down there. In semi-related news, I also recall Rufus Wainwright saying he went on a date with Jake Shears a couple years back and there was no chemistry there, whatsoever.

Q: i fought in a war damien rice what album
A: Poor chap. 'I Fought In A War' is a Belle & Sebastian song. In fact, it's the lead-off track off of Fold Your Hands Child.... Damien Rice is best known for his stunning debut O. He is also on tour with Fiona Apple all summer long.

Q: beat around the bush, props
A: Thanks! Err, we think. Jamie and Jen came up with that one. If Mystery Person X was searching for actual props to 'beat around the bush' with then perhaps we're not the proper site to guide you. Sorry man.

**Also, to ALL those searching for Killers' Sam's Town tracks, hold up, I'm sure it'll leak soon! Same goes with 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' and all of the Scissor Sisters' new LP. Give it time, people! You anxious mofos.