Marilyn Manson Is Back On The Market!

No, not at your local Best Buy, but his relationship status!

PageSix just reported that Brian Warner Manson and his burlesque wife Dita are calling it quits after 12 months of wedded hell.

Did you really think they were going to live happily ever after? I always preferred Manson with Rose McGowan anyway... Ahh, the good ol' days!

Now that he's available, I was wondering which of our readers was gonna send him a dozen dead roses.

Come on, with a face like that, you KNOW you want a piece of that ass!

MP3: Marilyn Manson - Wormboy